Idea for a cartoon based on the Oberlin affair: A shoplifter who has just been arrested, shown in profile, with the shape of several stolen objects clearly protruding under his coat as he's yelling, "Profiling!!"
Of course, no one could actually publish this cartoon, since the shoplifter would have to be shown as black, which would make the cartoon automatically "racist."
@gmcgath
Next do one where an islamist is standing next to a freshly decapitated infidel, with a western couple standing by with a concerned look.
They ask, "should we be concerned about the compatibility of Islam with free societies?"
A third person representing the media screams "islamophobic!" in response