ᕼᗩᗰ ᗪᗩᑎᑕEᖇ @HamDancer@liberdon.com

Welcome to 1995 motherfucker.
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RT @Mediaite@twitter.com
Bill Maher to Ann Coulter: So 'What Was Your First Clue' Trump's a 'Lying Con Man?' http://mediaite.com/a/rjwku
https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1089005870766264320

To my new followers...

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

Did someone finally buy the damn Millennial Hotel?
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RT @Cardinals@twitter.com
Busch Stadium will look a little different starting this season...
https://twitter.com/Cardinals/status/1088488115046617089

RT @RubinReport@twitter.com
The dinosaurs are realizing they’re sinking in the tar pits that they created.

RT @TRHLofficial@twitter.com

RT @CynChamplin@twitter.com
We know more about a smirking teen from Kentucky than we do about what this man did.

How the "CNN of Tech" had fallen.

RT @bestofnextdoor@twitter.com
Nextdoor is Twitter for old people. 🧐

As a Zennial........

I do regret that I was too busy getting drunk, playing in metal bands to have played the OG Spyro. Looks like a fun game.

Just a little past my time.
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RT @memorie_holiday@twitter.com
Even the load screen is pretty
https://twitter.com/memorie_holiday/status/1088259448538198016

🤣
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RT @smod4real@twitter.com
BUZZFEED: Take this quiz to find which animal being led to slaughter you most resemble when security escorts you out of the building because here’s your last paycheck, you’re fired.
https://twitter.com/smod4real/status/1088262635613638656

OH BOY.
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY.

DON'T. READ. THE COMMENTS.

Isn't...
That...
Good?
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RT @smod4real@twitter.com
Oh shit
https://twitter.com/smod4real/status/1088257649265717250

Hey @cormbreab1@twitter.com wubz was you and yur bubby the goap up to?

Using screenshots/pics instead of text is a stroke of genius.
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RT @BetosFakeBlog@twitter.com

https://twitter.com/BetosFakeBlog/status/1088177065889800193

Calm down Francis.
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RT @bleedcubbieblue@twitter.com
#MLB ought to issue warnings before the #Cubs and Cardinals play this year because of Yadier Molina’s comments responding to Kris Bryant’s silly joke #stlcards https://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2019/1/23/18194226/mlb-warnings-cubs-cardinals?utm_campaign=bleedcubbieblue&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
https://twitter.com/bleedcubbieblue/status/1088089082331361285

Holy shit.
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RT @NBCNews@twitter.com
Venezuela’s opposition filling streets nationwide today in protests against President Maduro and his socialist government.
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1088133294514978816

Oh, you thought Jim talking out of his ass was limited to Ace Ventura?

Naw son, he still does.
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RT @JimCarrey@twitter.com
Baby snakes.
https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/1087788108488167424

RT @shwood@twitter.com
If you have $1.99 and an iTunes account, then right now you can personally cause a comedy podcast with lyrics written by a 5-year-old to overtake Lady freaking Gaga on the top of the iTunes Charts.

That’d be fun, right? (But it’s gotta happen in the next 30 minutes.)

RT @shwood@twitter.com
All's Well: A Night Attack Album by Brian Brushwood & Justin Robert Young drops today, and it’s only $1.99 on iTunes.

It’s the most fun thing we’ve yet done and I hope you love it.