The Child ID app—the first mobile application created by the Bureau—provides a convenient place to electronically store photos and other vital information about your children so that it’s literally right at hand if you need it. Learn more at go.usa.gov/xJSfm. t.co/HpaUzjDz2r

Watching a kids show with my kids, excited to discover that Ozzy Osbourne is voicing one of the fishes.

They don't have the vocabulary (yet), but I saw "fuck off boomer" in their eyes.

When the pikachu starts spinning...
RT @Class
This dude Speed deadass set off a whole ass firework pikachu IN HIS ROOM BRUH 😭

Watching Joey Chestnut snap the neck of some asshat protester and then go back to crushing hotdogs...brings a tear to my eye

RT @matthen2
give each pixel a random Pokemon type, and then battle pixels against their neighbors, updating each pixel with the winning type (using the Pokemon type chart)

we quickly see areas of fire > water > grass > fire, electric sweeping over, ground frontiers taking over etc etc

RT @PausedSponge
Bro this is the funniest shit I've seen in a minute 😭 the SpongeBob cast dubbed this star wars scene

A rom-com where a New Hampshire bitcoin maxi falls in love with a Texas goldbug and hilarity ensues. You're welcome for the idea.

Never underestimate a mother's love for her childen...including her willingness to fill the front lawn with inflatable pools and other bullshit.

The net profit on gas sales is fucking laughable at any given gas station. This is some Atlas Shrugged level idiocy.
My message to the companies running gas stations and setting prices at the pump is simple: this is a time of war and global peril.

Bring down the price you are charging at the pump to reflect the cost you’re paying for the product. And do it now.

Romero put out a 5th Doom episode in 2019 and no one told me...

Fucking King 👑, and predictably, Nintendo gave a bullshit excuse.
RT @Kotaku
Someone reportedly bought up $40k of stock to ask Nintendo about F-Zero:

I'm generally suspicious of any green solution, but I'm interested in agave fiber-based straws and cutlery. When some wild and oppressive carbon scheme is thrust on me, I'm going to do my part by drinking copious amounts of tequila.

There's a snap for Red Alert which works great, nothing for the original C&C though.

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I don't exactly know what I'm doing, but I can't for the life of me get Command and Conquer 95 running on Linux decently, even after messing around with Lutris and various WINE settings. Anyone have any luck with this?

RT @conormcl2022
Lol 😂 ah the memories 😂🤣 😂🤣

Kids needed to burn off some energy, went out for a walk. This section always reminds me of the Channelwood Age from Myst.

For shits and giggles I started watching Highlander. I'm real caught on how fucking stupid the Kurgan's sword is, it would break if you dropped it on the ground. I was able to suspend disbelief on everything else though.

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